QUERY THE CAPTSUBMIT TO THE CAPT
MAKE THE CAPT A SANDWICH GIVE THE CAPT YOUR FIRSTBORN RIDICULE THE CAPT CONSOLE THE CAPT BEAT THE CAPT IN PONG APOLOGIZE TO THE CAPT DO THE CAPT'S TAXES DANCE WITH THE CAPT RUB THE CAPT'S BELLY GIVE THE CAPT SOME DELICIOUS BLACK LICORICE HUG THE CAPT HAIL THE CAPT WORSHIP THE CAPT GO FISHING WITH THE CAPT LOVE THE CAPT